1 00:00:15,069 --> 00:00:16,403 Blood pressure's dropping. 2 00:00:16,403 --> 00:00:17,404 We're gonna lose her. 3 00:00:21,909 --> 00:00:23,477 Damn it, she's flatlining. 4 00:00:23,477 --> 00:00:26,681 Come on, breathe. 5 00:00:26,681 --> 00:00:28,749 Come on, breathe! 6 00:00:28,749 --> 00:00:30,117 Nothing? 7 00:00:39,860 --> 00:00:44,732 Time of death, 2:37 a.m. 8 00:00:44,732 --> 00:00:47,234 Christmas Day. 9 00:01:05,352 --> 00:01:07,655 I died! 10 00:01:07,655 --> 00:01:09,289 I was dead! 11 00:01:10,925 --> 00:01:15,395 I saw everything! I saw everything! 12 00:01:16,697 --> 00:01:18,899 How you feeling? 13 00:01:18,899 --> 00:01:21,902 You were dead for 37 seconds, you know. 14 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:30,544 I've never felt better. 15 00:01:36,516 --> 00:01:41,155 ♪ Over till the sky is lowered ♪ 16 00:01:41,155 --> 00:01:42,957 - She's just walking-- - Dory! 17 00:01:42,957 --> 00:01:44,792 - Dory! - Where is room 221? 18 00:01:44,792 --> 00:01:46,226 We don't have time to look ourselves. 19 00:01:46,226 --> 00:01:48,495 Excuse me, you all need to take it down a notch. 20 00:01:48,495 --> 00:01:50,630 It's the holidays. People are trying to die. 21 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:52,199 Oh, my God, there she is. 22 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,801 Oh, my God. She looks awful. 23 00:01:53,801 --> 00:01:56,003 Are you her family? 24 00:01:56,003 --> 00:01:57,905 Yeah, we're all married to her. 25 00:01:57,905 --> 00:02:00,274 Excuse me. - Excuse us. 26 00:02:00,274 --> 00:02:03,410 Sorry, we're-- 27 00:02:03,410 --> 00:02:04,845 Hi, Dory. 28 00:02:04,845 --> 00:02:06,981 - Hi. - Hi... 29 00:02:06,981 --> 00:02:09,016 - Hi, guys. - Honey, hi! 30 00:02:09,016 --> 00:02:11,185 Oh, sweetie, we came as almost as soon as we heard. 31 00:02:11,185 --> 00:02:13,487 How are you doing? Are you okay? 32 00:02:15,189 --> 00:02:16,623 I died. 33 00:02:16,623 --> 00:02:18,125 - No. 34 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:21,161 I died. It sounds so funny. 35 00:02:21,161 --> 00:02:23,798 I mean, I just can't believe it. 36 00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:24,932 Do you mean dead like when people say 37 00:02:24,932 --> 00:02:26,233 "Okay, I'm literally dead" 38 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,968 or dead like you're literally dead? 39 00:02:27,968 --> 00:02:31,205 No, Elliott, I was dead. 40 00:02:31,205 --> 00:02:32,639 37 seconds! 41 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,709 It's on my chart. 42 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:36,176 But I'm so happy. 43 00:02:36,176 --> 00:02:39,880 I mean I'm just so hopeful, you know. 44 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,951 It's like a huge well of joy 45 00:02:43,951 --> 00:02:48,222 just--just bubbling up from within me, you know. 46 00:02:48,222 --> 00:02:50,858 It's love. It's love. 47 00:02:50,858 --> 00:02:54,361 Oh, and... 48 00:02:54,361 --> 00:02:56,897 it is infinite, 49 00:02:56,897 --> 00:03:00,300 but at the same time, there is no time. 50 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:03,537 You know, I can see the way you guys see me. 51 00:03:03,537 --> 00:03:07,374 And it's so--it's so funny, 52 00:03:07,374 --> 00:03:09,643 but it's all so true. 53 00:03:09,643 --> 00:03:11,111 - Wow. - Hmm. 54 00:03:11,111 --> 00:03:12,913 Cool. What did you see? 55 00:03:12,913 --> 00:03:15,449 I saw you. 56 00:03:15,449 --> 00:03:17,484 Like, all of you. 57 00:03:17,484 --> 00:03:19,086 And you were there, and you were there, 58 00:03:19,086 --> 00:03:21,621 and you were there! 59 00:03:21,621 --> 00:03:23,958 You were at my funeral. 60 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:26,493 And I was watching you. 61 00:03:27,361 --> 00:03:32,566 You were all there for me. Oh, it was so intense. 62 00:03:34,701 --> 00:03:37,972 Well, that sounds like a really cool dream, Dory. 63 00:03:37,972 --> 00:03:40,274 It really wasn't a dream, Drew. 64 00:03:40,274 --> 00:03:41,608 It was real. - All right. 65 00:03:41,608 --> 00:03:44,244 You were really there. 66 00:03:44,244 --> 00:03:46,146 I mean, it was like an alternate universe 67 00:03:46,146 --> 00:03:49,549 where I--I--like, I stayed dead, you know. 68 00:03:49,549 --> 00:03:51,686 And I almost stayed there. 69 00:03:51,686 --> 00:03:55,122 But then I got a message, 70 00:03:55,122 --> 00:03:56,857 but it wasn't in words. 71 00:03:56,857 --> 00:03:59,259 It was beyond that. 72 00:03:59,259 --> 00:04:02,663 I was being combined, you know. 73 00:04:02,663 --> 00:04:06,566 It was like all of my sides, 74 00:04:06,566 --> 00:04:08,402 like the different mes. 75 00:04:08,402 --> 00:04:11,038 Just... 76 00:04:11,038 --> 00:04:13,573 Like, I was just connecting things, you know. 77 00:04:13,573 --> 00:04:15,475 Just, like, at, like, a million miles per hour, you know. 78 00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:17,544 It was like past, present, future, love, love, love, time, 79 00:04:17,544 --> 00:04:19,814 time, time, love, feature, time flying, fine, 80 00:04:19,814 --> 00:04:21,581 fine, time, time. Love, love, 81 00:04:21,581 --> 00:04:23,851 everyone, everyone, everyone, love, time, time. 82 00:04:23,851 --> 00:04:26,153 And then, 83 00:04:26,153 --> 00:04:29,556 all of a sudden I was told to go back, 84 00:04:29,556 --> 00:04:31,692 because I had more work to do here. 85 00:04:31,692 --> 00:04:32,827 - Wow, yeah. - Mm. 86 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:35,529 And work is amazing. 87 00:04:35,529 --> 00:04:38,132 Do you think you'll apply for jobs or? 88 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:39,734 No, I need you all-- come here. 89 00:04:39,734 --> 00:04:40,868 Come here. 90 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:43,971 Okay, honey. 91 00:04:43,971 --> 00:04:47,241 I need y'all to really hear me. 92 00:04:47,241 --> 00:04:48,876 Life... 93 00:04:48,876 --> 00:04:52,046 is so beautiful. 94 00:04:52,046 --> 00:04:54,348 I mean, oh, my God. 95 00:04:54,348 --> 00:04:57,317 You know, just like what a gift. 96 00:04:57,317 --> 00:05:01,521 I'm just so grateful. We're alive. 97 00:05:01,521 --> 00:05:03,991 We are all alive. 98 00:05:03,991 --> 00:05:05,993 - Mm... - Yeah. 99 00:05:05,993 --> 00:05:07,261 That's--I never thought of it that way. 100 00:05:07,261 --> 00:05:08,628 That's insane. - Yeah. 101 00:05:08,628 --> 00:05:10,197 Well, we should probably go 102 00:05:10,197 --> 00:05:13,033 talk to the doctor and just check in and see 103 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:14,902 when we can get you out of here. 104 00:05:14,902 --> 00:05:16,170 - Okay. - Yeah. 105 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,571 I'm gonna see also if we can get you 106 00:05:17,571 --> 00:05:20,140 a little water for your dry little face. 107 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:22,209 - All right, girly girl. 108 00:05:22,209 --> 00:05:23,778 Mwah. - Bye. 109 00:05:23,778 --> 00:05:27,481 - Bye. 110 00:05:27,481 --> 00:05:29,383 I do not wanna go back in there. 111 00:05:29,383 --> 00:05:32,286 Life is beautiful? Like, no, it's not. 112 00:05:32,286 --> 00:05:34,088 Look at how ugly everyone here is. 113 00:05:34,088 --> 00:05:37,524 She died and imagined her own funeral. 114 00:05:37,524 --> 00:05:40,560 It's like a level of narcissism that none of us can relate to. 115 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,363 But I don't think that's just narcissism. 116 00:05:43,363 --> 00:05:45,132 I can be friends with a dead narcissist. 117 00:05:45,132 --> 00:05:48,168 I cannot be friends with that. - 100%. 118 00:05:48,168 --> 00:05:49,636 You guys, I think that we have 119 00:05:49,636 --> 00:05:51,672 to think about this responsibly, all right? 120 00:05:51,672 --> 00:05:55,375 I don't know if we can give her the type of help she needs. 121 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:58,946 Maybe we should actually commit her. 122 00:05:58,946 --> 00:06:00,547 What? 123 00:06:00,547 --> 00:06:02,216 Commit her to, like, a loony bin? 124 00:06:02,216 --> 00:06:03,651 If that's not what crazy looks like, 125 00:06:03,651 --> 00:06:05,019 I don't know what is. 126 00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:07,454 Maybe she just finally snapped. 127 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,256 You know, I hate agreeing with you, Drew, 128 00:06:09,256 --> 00:06:11,391 but I think honestly, you might be right. 129 00:06:11,391 --> 00:06:12,927 I don't know if you guys remember, 130 00:06:12,927 --> 00:06:15,395 but I was committed once 131 00:06:15,395 --> 00:06:17,364 and you just check yourself out. 132 00:06:17,364 --> 00:06:19,533 It's basically a hotel. 133 00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:21,669 I think she needs, like, real help. 134 00:06:21,669 --> 00:06:23,503 You know, like eyes on her at all times, 135 00:06:23,503 --> 00:06:26,040 you know, like full blown. - Yes. 136 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,441 Can you imagine that person 137 00:06:27,441 --> 00:06:31,011 just out in a restaurant or a state fair? 138 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:32,647 Guys, 139 00:06:32,647 --> 00:06:35,082 what if she, like, hates us forever? 140 00:06:35,082 --> 00:06:36,483 It doesn't matter. 141 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,953 All right, we have to do what's right. 142 00:06:38,953 --> 00:06:41,621 And also finally get her out of our lives 143 00:06:41,621 --> 00:06:42,890 once and for all. 144 00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:44,725 Nursey, hi. 145 00:06:44,725 --> 00:06:49,563 Can we forcibly commit someone to a mental institution? 146 00:06:49,563 --> 00:06:52,132 Yeah, you absolutely can. It's called a 5150. 147 00:06:52,132 --> 00:06:53,734 Is that something you'd be interested in today? 148 00:06:56,837 --> 00:06:58,072 Yeah. 149 00:06:58,072 --> 00:06:59,707 Whee! 150 00:06:59,707 --> 00:07:02,409 Bye, bye. Bye, bye. 151 00:07:02,409 --> 00:07:06,180 I'd wave if I could. Oh, bye. 152 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:09,750 Oh, wow, you're so beautiful. 153 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,919 Aw, I love you. 154 00:07:11,919 --> 00:07:14,621 Thank you so much for pushing me with such good care. 155 00:07:18,592 --> 00:07:21,128 Did we have a car in Babyfoot? 156 00:07:21,128 --> 00:07:22,462 How did we get there? 157 00:07:22,462 --> 00:07:24,832 Didn't we have a--like, we rented a car? 158 00:07:24,832 --> 00:07:28,102 No, it doesn't matter. Insurance covers everything. 159 00:07:28,102 --> 00:07:30,705 Guys, we did the right thing, right? 160 00:07:30,705 --> 00:07:32,172 Yeah, absolutely. 161 00:07:32,172 --> 00:07:34,174 She ruined our lives, like, ten times over. 162 00:07:34,174 --> 00:07:35,609 Now we're never ever going 163 00:07:35,609 --> 00:07:38,813 to get real good normal jobs ever again. 164 00:07:38,813 --> 00:07:40,447 So true. 165 00:07:40,447 --> 00:07:42,582 I wouldn't be some news clown if it weren't for Dory. 166 00:07:42,582 --> 00:07:44,251 You know what? I don't want that 167 00:07:44,251 --> 00:07:46,821 hanging over my head anymore. I'm quitting. 168 00:07:46,821 --> 00:07:48,656 I'm gonna retire too. 169 00:07:48,656 --> 00:07:51,225 It's the last time I'm ever gonna play Dory. 170 00:07:51,225 --> 00:07:52,492 You know what, guys? 171 00:07:52,492 --> 00:07:54,494 Sorry, actually, I'm gonna head that way. 172 00:07:54,494 --> 00:07:56,130 I have something that I need to take care of 173 00:07:56,130 --> 00:07:57,732 that's actually pretty huge. 174 00:07:57,732 --> 00:07:59,834 What--El, what do you have to go take care of now? 175 00:07:59,834 --> 00:08:01,101 Portia, will you just mind 176 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:02,336 your own goddamn business for once? 177 00:08:02,336 --> 00:08:03,570 - I'm sorry. 178 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,006 I'm so tired. I love you. 179 00:08:06,006 --> 00:08:10,510 Babes, El. 180 00:08:11,812 --> 00:08:14,048 Well, I don't have a place to stay tonight. 181 00:08:14,048 --> 00:08:15,750 If--if I could crash? 182 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:19,320 Yeah, you can come over, Drewbie, keep me company. 183 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:27,027 - Oh, my God, what? - Hi. 184 00:08:27,027 --> 00:08:31,165 I've been thinking and I think we can make it work. 185 00:08:31,165 --> 00:08:33,768 No! 186 00:08:33,768 --> 00:08:37,004 Don't get me wrong. Like, I wanna move on 187 00:08:37,004 --> 00:08:39,139 and I wanna love somebody else. 188 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:41,208 But if I cut ties with Dory, 189 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,443 like, I don't wanna feel like 190 00:08:43,443 --> 00:08:47,547 no one's ever gonna love or know the real me, you know. 191 00:08:47,547 --> 00:08:50,818 Especially not anybody normal. 192 00:08:50,818 --> 00:08:54,121 I gotta really be honest with myself about what I've done. 193 00:08:54,121 --> 00:08:58,325 Yeah, we're disgusting, and we're cursed. 194 00:08:58,325 --> 00:09:00,795 Yeah. Just feel like... 195 00:09:02,329 --> 00:09:05,032 I don't know, nobody new is ever gonna love us. 196 00:09:05,032 --> 00:09:07,234 So true. 197 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:09,036 No one is ever gonna understand this. 198 00:09:09,036 --> 00:09:12,406 And it's like, "What?" 199 00:09:12,406 --> 00:09:14,742 What are we supposed to do? 200 00:09:14,742 --> 00:09:15,976 Fuck each other? 201 00:09:15,976 --> 00:09:18,279 Yeah. 202 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:26,520 That's the thing, that's what wasn't working between us. 203 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,957 We were toxic, but we weren't honoring that. 204 00:09:29,957 --> 00:09:32,492 Right, and that's what makes us soulmates in the shadows. 205 00:09:32,492 --> 00:09:35,195 Exactly, Mark, exactly. 206 00:09:35,195 --> 00:09:36,463 Yeah, we just need to be better 207 00:09:36,463 --> 00:09:38,833 at communicating our own toxic needs. 208 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:41,902 Like, personally, there are moments when I need 209 00:09:41,902 --> 00:09:45,605 to not think about you for huge chunks of time. 210 00:09:45,605 --> 00:09:47,808 You know, that's my own time 211 00:09:47,808 --> 00:09:49,977 for me to cut my heart off to you. 212 00:09:49,977 --> 00:09:51,979 - I hear that. - Mm-hmm. 213 00:09:51,979 --> 00:09:55,082 And, for me, 214 00:09:55,082 --> 00:10:00,287 there are instances when I need you to hurt me. 215 00:10:02,389 --> 00:10:03,924 - Great. - Yeah. 216 00:10:03,924 --> 00:10:05,693 But not in a way that feels planned, you know. 217 00:10:05,693 --> 00:10:06,827 Yeah. 218 00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:08,929 I-I want it to feel organic, you know? 219 00:10:08,929 --> 00:10:10,530 Like, I will resent it 220 00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:15,135 if I feel that you feel obligated to hurting me. 221 00:10:15,135 --> 00:10:17,337 Aww/ 222 00:10:17,337 --> 00:10:19,139 Feels so good talking like this. 223 00:10:19,139 --> 00:10:22,343 It really does. 224 00:10:24,478 --> 00:10:27,514 So what do you say? Should we go for it? 225 00:10:30,517 --> 00:10:33,587 Yeah, let's do it. 226 00:10:33,587 --> 00:10:36,991 Mm... 227 00:10:36,991 --> 00:10:40,494 I want you to give me a baby. 228 00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:46,200 - That's what I want. - Yeah? 229 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,136 That's just crazy 'cause I was just thinking that too, so. 230 00:10:49,136 --> 00:10:51,272 Yeah? 231 00:10:55,409 --> 00:10:58,212 Do you think that we should have sex? 232 00:10:58,212 --> 00:11:01,248 I mean, I guess it's kinda like... 233 00:11:01,248 --> 00:11:03,517 we don't have a choice. 234 00:11:05,286 --> 00:11:08,255 So let the sex begin. 235 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:10,858 Right. 236 00:11:51,098 --> 00:11:52,733 How's the temperature in here? 237 00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,701 It's awesome, the temperature. 238 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,141 I'm gonna kiss you. - Okay. 239 00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:02,543 Okay. 240 00:12:10,117 --> 00:12:13,420 Mm... 241 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,222 Feels nice. 242 00:12:28,302 --> 00:12:31,972 ♪ Say something to stop ♪ 243 00:12:31,972 --> 00:12:35,943 ♪ The sound of the siren calls ♪ 244 00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:41,115 ♪ Say something to silence ♪ 245 00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:47,922 ♪ All of the sounding stalls away ♪ 246 00:12:47,922 --> 00:12:51,892 ♪ So bye ♪ 247 00:12:51,892 --> 00:12:55,863 ♪ So bowing on again ♪ 248 00:12:55,863 --> 00:13:02,269 ♪ To go where the April Isle I know ♪ 249 00:13:02,269 --> 00:13:05,205 ♪ Bowing on again and so ♪ 250 00:13:05,205 --> 00:13:07,474 And to see this grass 251 00:13:07,474 --> 00:13:11,912 or my elbow or the wind is... 252 00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:14,682 it's to experience it all for the first time. 253 00:13:14,682 --> 00:13:18,552 Would you say it's God? 254 00:13:18,552 --> 00:13:20,655 Well, Dr. Lombardo, 255 00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:25,359 if I had to give it a name... 256 00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:28,028 it's love. 257 00:13:28,028 --> 00:13:32,499 And I-I just want to convey that to--to everyone, you know. 258 00:13:32,499 --> 00:13:34,568 I want them to feel what I feel. 259 00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:38,172 Yes, yes. 260 00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:44,244 I put my soul through so much over the years, 261 00:13:44,244 --> 00:13:48,582 but none of that evolution 262 00:13:48,582 --> 00:13:50,617 could ever hold a candle 263 00:13:50,617 --> 00:13:56,423 to the all-encompassing, total eclipse of death. 264 00:13:58,025 --> 00:14:01,128 I am new. 265 00:14:01,128 --> 00:14:04,098 I am changed. 266 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,434 And yet... 267 00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:11,772 I have been here, always. 268 00:14:12,839 --> 00:14:16,576 This is probably unprofessional of me to say, 269 00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:20,347 but I wish I were you. 270 00:14:20,347 --> 00:14:24,384 You're the real deal. You're... 271 00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:25,720 enlightened. 272 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,222 You deserve to be let out of here. 273 00:14:28,222 --> 00:14:31,325 Well, Dr. Lombardo, tell it to the board. 274 00:14:31,325 --> 00:14:33,627 I mean, don't get me wrong, I like it here, 275 00:14:33,627 --> 00:14:37,764 but I finally have a purpose. 276 00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:41,968 I really believe I can help people. 277 00:14:42,869 --> 00:14:45,639 You've helped me. 278 00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:54,715 What if I told you, you could grow your own business 279 00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:58,452 on your own terms, free of messy negotiations, 280 00:14:58,452 --> 00:15:01,989 free of bad press, free of shame. 281 00:15:01,989 --> 00:15:04,692 What if I told you with one download of an app 282 00:15:04,692 --> 00:15:07,361 you could set up shop anywhere, 283 00:15:07,361 --> 00:15:12,366 wherever, whenever without anybody stopping you. 284 00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:14,234 SEIZE. 285 00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:18,973 With SEIZE, the law is finally, totally on your side. 286 00:15:18,973 --> 00:15:22,542 This proximity-based grid interface displays individuals 287 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,644 who have no current legal representation 288 00:15:24,644 --> 00:15:26,580 and no means of acquiring one 289 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:30,284 in the hottest up and coming areas. 290 00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:34,722 You wanna open an organic vegan alcoholic popsicle shop? 291 00:15:34,722 --> 00:15:36,757 Well, let's go ahead and click on granny here 292 00:15:36,757 --> 00:15:40,160 and see if her home would make an excellent storefront. 293 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,262 I mean, pretty great intersection, right? 294 00:15:42,262 --> 00:15:44,231 Lots of foot traffic. 295 00:15:44,231 --> 00:15:47,134 I mean, you gotta think she's tired of the commotion. 296 00:15:47,134 --> 00:15:50,705 You would be doing her such a favor. 297 00:15:50,705 --> 00:15:52,773 And with a database of legal templates, 298 00:15:52,773 --> 00:15:56,243 you will be able to exercise eminent domain 299 00:15:56,243 --> 00:16:01,215 within 48 hours. 300 00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:04,484 - Wait, is that me up there? - Guilty. 301 00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:06,420 Oh, this is a hoot. 302 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,655 Oh, that's great. 303 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:10,490 Where do we sign? 304 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:13,694 Don't do that. Don't do that. 305 00:16:13,694 --> 00:16:15,395 Don't do what, Bob? 306 00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:18,132 Don't you abandon me, 307 00:16:18,132 --> 00:16:20,600 just because I gave up everything for you. 308 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,171 - You abandoned me in 1988. - Oh! 309 00:16:24,171 --> 00:16:25,840 You know what I'm talking about. 310 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,143 I had to take the job to support 311 00:16:29,143 --> 00:16:30,444 our marijuana habit. 312 00:16:30,444 --> 00:16:31,846 Stop! 313 00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:33,781 My darling, darling, darling, 314 00:16:33,781 --> 00:16:35,549 stop, stop, stop. 315 00:16:35,549 --> 00:16:37,718 I'm gonna have to intervene. Excuse me, excuse me. 316 00:16:37,718 --> 00:16:39,019 Excuse me, she's coming in. 317 00:16:39,019 --> 00:16:40,587 She's coming in. Let it go, let it go. 318 00:16:40,587 --> 00:16:42,056 Let it go, let it go. Deep breaths. 319 00:16:42,056 --> 00:16:44,558 Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go. 320 00:16:44,558 --> 00:16:46,293 I know I'm retired. 321 00:16:46,293 --> 00:16:48,763 I am retired, but I've had a very full career. 322 00:16:48,763 --> 00:16:51,832 I have a lot of credits. A lot of credits. 323 00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:55,269 Ricky, you stopped yourself. 324 00:16:55,269 --> 00:16:56,904 Why? - Oh, I did? 325 00:16:56,904 --> 00:16:58,472 Mm-hmm. Why? 326 00:16:58,472 --> 00:17:00,307 - Um... - Because of fear. 327 00:17:00,307 --> 00:17:01,709 We all do it. 328 00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:02,910 I'm gonna highlight a little something. 329 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,945 You go sit down. You--go, go. 330 00:17:04,945 --> 00:17:07,748 Let's take it back a few lines. 331 00:17:07,748 --> 00:17:10,651 Don't breathe. Don't blink and go. 332 00:17:10,651 --> 00:17:12,619 Don't do that. Don't do that. 333 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:15,355 Don't do what, Bob? 334 00:17:15,355 --> 00:17:17,157 Don't you-- 335 00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:18,993 You dirty prick. 336 00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:21,261 You dirty fucking prick! 337 00:17:21,261 --> 00:17:24,031 You dirty fucking prick! 338 00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,969 Do you see that? 339 00:17:28,969 --> 00:17:31,806 Hey! Did you guys take note of that? 340 00:17:31,806 --> 00:17:35,676 Because that's called being in the moment. 341 00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:37,411 We can't plan life. 342 00:17:37,411 --> 00:17:39,246 When we surrender, we're the most alive. 343 00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:41,782 Beautiful work. Oh, Ricky, beautiful work. 344 00:17:41,782 --> 00:17:45,452 Oh, so that's it. I think this is our last class. 345 00:17:45,452 --> 00:17:48,990 So I'm gonna leave you guys with a little bit of wisdom. 346 00:17:51,025 --> 00:17:52,760 It doesn't work out. 347 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,195 There are no good roles. 348 00:17:55,195 --> 00:17:59,399 You're only gonna be torn down. 349 00:17:59,399 --> 00:18:04,138 If you can find anything else to channel your passion into, 350 00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:06,207 do that. 351 00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:10,644 And if it's at all possible, 352 00:18:10,644 --> 00:18:13,781 just die. 353 00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:15,049 Is that a martini? 354 00:18:15,049 --> 00:18:16,250 Is that a martini? 355 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,551 Fuck off. 356 00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:18,585 - Mm! 357 00:18:18,585 --> 00:18:19,787 I am nervous. 358 00:18:19,787 --> 00:18:20,988 You're sure this is safe, right? 359 00:18:20,988 --> 00:18:22,990 Mark, every wealthy gay person 360 00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:25,025 has gone with Kiddos. It's aspirational. 361 00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:27,561 The babies here are real conversation starters. 362 00:18:27,561 --> 00:18:30,397 Good. 363 00:18:31,265 --> 00:18:32,432 Goss-Doober? 364 00:18:32,432 --> 00:18:35,302 - It's us. - It's us, yeah. 365 00:18:35,302 --> 00:18:37,104 So, what did you have in mind? 366 00:18:37,104 --> 00:18:38,906 Well, I think it's safe to say 367 00:18:38,906 --> 00:18:40,875 we would prefer a boy, 368 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,076 a gay baby boy. 369 00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:45,212 Or even queer. A queer baby. 370 00:18:45,212 --> 00:18:47,014 And of course we are very open 371 00:18:47,014 --> 00:18:49,650 to all ethnicities, of course. - And religions. 372 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:53,053 But it would be ideal if they were 5'11 at the shortest 373 00:18:53,053 --> 00:18:54,421 so that they could carry us up 374 00:18:54,421 --> 00:18:56,023 the stairs to bed when we're very elderly. 375 00:18:56,023 --> 00:18:57,858 And one blue eye 376 00:18:57,858 --> 00:18:59,727 and one brown eye, maybe, like hostile. 377 00:18:59,727 --> 00:19:01,128 But it would also be good 378 00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:03,764 if he can make us feel protected like a dad. 379 00:19:03,764 --> 00:19:05,966 Like a son that feels like a dad. 380 00:19:05,966 --> 00:19:07,735 If that's anywhere in your checklist. 381 00:19:07,735 --> 00:19:10,905 The gene selection techniques that SinGen employees 382 00:19:10,905 --> 00:19:13,207 are certainly capable of being that specific. 383 00:19:13,207 --> 00:19:16,110 However, for the package that you are describing, 384 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,978 we'd have to go all the way back to scratch 385 00:19:17,978 --> 00:19:19,947 and I'd have to put you on a waitlist 386 00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:22,582 for five years, at least. 387 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:27,855 To be frank, without a child, 388 00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:29,957 we might not be together in five years. 389 00:19:29,957 --> 00:19:32,459 Well, there is something I could offer 390 00:19:32,459 --> 00:19:33,661 that might be of interest. 391 00:19:33,661 --> 00:19:36,130 It's a project called Aspen. 392 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:40,167 A nine-year-old, Aspen was our first bio breed, 393 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:41,902 and he's still in the facility, 394 00:19:41,902 --> 00:19:45,406 but something tells me you're gonna love him. 395 00:19:46,373 --> 00:19:49,443 Baby, look, he's perfect. 396 00:19:49,443 --> 00:19:50,945 That's him. 397 00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:52,847 And this way we could skip all the poop years. 398 00:19:52,847 --> 00:19:55,315 - Mm! - $400,000. 399 00:19:55,315 --> 00:19:57,217 - We have that money. - Wonderful. 400 00:19:57,217 --> 00:20:00,254 Well, then, dads, you wanna do the honors? 401 00:20:00,254 --> 00:20:03,423 Okay, okay. Ready? 402 00:20:03,423 --> 00:20:05,893 Yeah. Oh, my God, it's happening. 403 00:20:07,895 --> 00:20:09,930 Oh! Oh, my God. 404 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:11,531 We did it. 405 00:20:11,531 --> 00:20:13,000 Congratulations, Dad. 406 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,735 Aw. I love you, Dad. 407 00:20:19,539 --> 00:20:21,776 - Mm. - Mm... 408 00:20:21,776 --> 00:20:24,378 - Mm! - Oh... 409 00:20:24,378 --> 00:20:25,980 It's so good. I love kissing you. 410 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,547 - Yeah. - How about you go, 411 00:20:27,547 --> 00:20:29,483 and then I'll hang back for, like, ten minutes or so, 412 00:20:29,483 --> 00:20:31,786 and then, you know, I'll go in and I'll act totally normal. 413 00:20:31,786 --> 00:20:33,888 So no one will like think we're together or anything. 414 00:20:33,888 --> 00:20:35,122 I mean, I think it's fun if 415 00:20:35,122 --> 00:20:36,490 we show up at the same time, right? 416 00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:37,658 - No. - No, yeah. 417 00:20:37,658 --> 00:20:39,026 Okay. - No, no. 418 00:20:39,026 --> 00:20:41,295 'Cause I don't want Elliot 419 00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:44,164 to, like, suspect anything. 420 00:20:44,164 --> 00:20:46,200 Not that there's anything to suspect, but you know. 421 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,068 No, yeah. I mean, it's--it's not like 422 00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:50,070 we're doing anything that we have to be ashamed of. 423 00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:53,808 Yeah, I'm not ashamed that it's, like, come to this. 424 00:20:53,808 --> 00:20:55,075 Yeah, I think it's hot as hell. 425 00:20:55,075 --> 00:20:58,512 - Mm-hmm. - So happy. 426 00:21:01,148 --> 00:21:02,416 - Hello. - Hi. 427 00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:04,184 - Welcome to my new home. - Oh, wow. 428 00:21:04,184 --> 00:21:05,920 You guys arrived at the same time. 429 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,955 No, no. Just ran into each other 430 00:21:07,955 --> 00:21:09,757 at Le Cordon Bleu coming in. 431 00:21:09,757 --> 00:21:11,258 I told Portia, I was like, 432 00:21:11,258 --> 00:21:13,327 get the hell away from me, you weirdo. 433 00:21:13,327 --> 00:21:15,529 This place is amazing. 434 00:21:15,529 --> 00:21:17,031 - Thank you. - Oh, my God, I love it, 435 00:21:17,031 --> 00:21:18,532 'cause it really has the same character 436 00:21:18,532 --> 00:21:20,200 that our place had. 437 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,302 You know, you gotta see how I dressed it up without you. 438 00:21:22,302 --> 00:21:24,571 And you, hi. 439 00:21:24,571 --> 00:21:25,773 Hey, where's the kiddo? 440 00:21:25,773 --> 00:21:27,675 I'd love to meet the little guy. 441 00:21:27,675 --> 00:21:29,076 Hello. 442 00:21:29,076 --> 00:21:31,478 Hi there. Hi, I'm Portia. 443 00:21:31,478 --> 00:21:34,548 Hello, Ms. Davenport, Mr. Gardner. 444 00:21:34,548 --> 00:21:36,483 - Ooh. - Fathers. 445 00:21:36,483 --> 00:21:37,985 Oh, my gosh. That's so cute. 446 00:21:37,985 --> 00:21:39,386 Did you guys tell him to call us that? 447 00:21:39,386 --> 00:21:41,321 I can call you whatever you want. 448 00:21:41,321 --> 00:21:43,390 I want you to be comfortable in our home. 449 00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:46,661 - Aww! - That's very sweet of you. 450 00:21:46,661 --> 00:21:48,162 Thank you. 451 00:21:48,162 --> 00:21:51,431 Why do you two smell like each other? 452 00:21:51,431 --> 00:21:53,367 What? 453 00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:57,071 You smell like her and she smells like you. 454 00:21:57,071 --> 00:21:59,740 No, come on. You're crazy, little man. 455 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:02,576 That crazy little guy got-- 456 00:22:02,576 --> 00:22:04,679 this is wine from, uh... 457 00:22:04,679 --> 00:22:08,249 it wasn't very expensive. 458 00:22:09,716 --> 00:22:12,019 Ooh, mmm. 459 00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:16,256 Yeah. Mark, this is so elaborate. 460 00:22:16,256 --> 00:22:18,292 Is there a recipe or is it just sort of 461 00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:21,729 like a bunch of ingredients that you mushed into one? 462 00:22:21,729 --> 00:22:23,764 Ooh, no, it's easy. 463 00:22:23,764 --> 00:22:25,666 You just put potatoes, 464 00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:27,802 bouillon, and a bunch of water in a crepe pan. 465 00:22:27,802 --> 00:22:30,738 And then you just keep layering on butter and vinegar 466 00:22:30,738 --> 00:22:33,507 and keep it wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet. 467 00:22:33,507 --> 00:22:36,576 And then you plate it and then you put it in a blender 468 00:22:36,576 --> 00:22:38,078 and then you re-plate it. 469 00:22:38,078 --> 00:22:39,647 I found it on this account I follow 470 00:22:39,647 --> 00:22:42,582 called BigTimeFoodHacks. 471 00:22:42,582 --> 00:22:47,621 This is incredible. And it's so pretty. 472 00:22:47,621 --> 00:22:49,957 Yeah, it's--and you can 473 00:22:49,957 --> 00:22:53,393 really taste the food hacks. - Mm. 474 00:22:53,393 --> 00:22:55,429 So, Portia, any fun new roles coming out. 475 00:22:55,429 --> 00:22:57,898 Well, I'm--I'm kind of at an age now 476 00:22:57,898 --> 00:23:00,267 when an actress must become a teacher, 477 00:23:00,267 --> 00:23:02,803 sort of pass the baton to the younger generation. 478 00:23:02,803 --> 00:23:05,105 So no more acting for me. - Really? 479 00:23:05,105 --> 00:23:06,707 Well, you didn't tell me you were teaching. 480 00:23:06,707 --> 00:23:08,608 Yes, I did. 481 00:23:08,608 --> 00:23:11,211 I did tell you that over the one lunch we had this year. 482 00:23:11,211 --> 00:23:12,312 I did tell you that I'm a teacher. 483 00:23:12,312 --> 00:23:14,749 I love to teach. I love it. 484 00:23:14,749 --> 00:23:17,017 Good. 485 00:23:17,017 --> 00:23:18,753 Drew, what are you doing work-wise? 486 00:23:18,753 --> 00:23:23,691 Oh, yeah, well, I'm helping launch this company 487 00:23:23,691 --> 00:23:26,827 that could be a huge game changer. 488 00:23:26,827 --> 00:23:28,829 Wow, fabulous. What is it? 489 00:23:28,829 --> 00:23:32,099 Oh, it's just this elite service that we need, 490 00:23:32,099 --> 00:23:35,335 and it's about high time that somebody did it, so. 491 00:23:35,335 --> 00:23:37,604 Cool. But what--what is it? 492 00:23:37,604 --> 00:23:39,273 Well, it can make a huge impact. 493 00:23:39,273 --> 00:23:41,008 - Right, but what is it? - It's good. 494 00:23:41,008 --> 00:23:42,877 Yeah. Good, good. 495 00:23:42,877 --> 00:23:44,011 So what is it? Fill the blank. 496 00:23:44,011 --> 00:23:45,579 - It's good, good, good. - It is? 497 00:23:45,579 --> 00:23:48,615 Well, it is good for the world and it's not bad. 498 00:23:48,615 --> 00:23:51,451 It's not bad. It's not a bad thing, Elliot. 499 00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:53,320 Oh, okay. 500 00:23:57,391 --> 00:23:59,760 Is there onion in this? 501 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,028 You made it, babe. 502 00:24:01,028 --> 00:24:02,296 Right. Sorry. 503 00:24:02,296 --> 00:24:04,598 Why does it taste so oniony? 504 00:24:04,598 --> 00:24:06,934 I wouldn't even know where to get an onion. 505 00:24:06,934 --> 00:24:08,402 Probably a grocery store. 506 00:24:08,402 --> 00:24:10,671 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God. 507 00:24:10,671 --> 00:24:12,740 - Ew. - Oh, Aspen, honey, honey. 508 00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:14,541 He's doing it again. He's doing it again. 509 00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:17,745 - Are you urinating? - Aw, buddy. 510 00:24:17,745 --> 00:24:20,447 Fathers, may Drew go clean me up? 511 00:24:20,447 --> 00:24:22,783 Drew, would you mind? 512 00:24:25,486 --> 00:24:29,156 Yes. I would mind. 513 00:24:29,156 --> 00:24:31,325 I'm only on this earth once, 514 00:24:31,325 --> 00:24:35,462 and I've been sent to-- to spread love. 515 00:24:35,462 --> 00:24:37,698 Please, you have to let me out. 516 00:24:37,698 --> 00:24:39,934 Are you still contending with strong feelings 517 00:24:39,934 --> 00:24:42,503 that the world may soon end? 518 00:24:45,339 --> 00:24:50,010 I believe that, if people don't awaken soon, 519 00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:52,479 that something very bad will happen to us, yes. 520 00:24:52,479 --> 00:24:55,382 Apocalyptic paranoia, feelings of doom, 521 00:24:55,382 --> 00:24:59,887 these dispositions have been around for a very long time. 522 00:24:59,887 --> 00:25:02,990 And we're still here. 523 00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:05,559 You don't see what I see. 524 00:25:05,559 --> 00:25:09,496 I can see the world so clearly now. 525 00:25:09,496 --> 00:25:12,599 I see through the lies and the illusions. 526 00:25:14,335 --> 00:25:17,504 I have to save everyone from their pain. 527 00:25:17,504 --> 00:25:20,240 Dory, I-I just wanna reflect back to you 528 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,842 what you just said. 529 00:25:21,842 --> 00:25:24,945 You said you believe that you alone can save the world. 530 00:25:24,945 --> 00:25:29,950 And if we don't let you out, the apocalypse is approaching. 531 00:25:34,355 --> 00:25:36,924 - Where's Dr. Lombardo? - I'm sorry, Dory, 532 00:25:36,924 --> 00:25:39,994 but based on this evaluation and your history, 533 00:25:39,994 --> 00:25:41,662 we believe that it's best 534 00:25:41,662 --> 00:25:43,330 for us to keep you under our care 535 00:25:43,330 --> 00:25:46,333 and hold another evaluation in 18 months. 536 00:25:49,336 --> 00:25:52,006 Quickly, quickly, before Mark comes back, 537 00:25:52,006 --> 00:25:54,641 put your food in the vase. I-I do this every night. 538 00:25:54,641 --> 00:25:56,310 - Thank God. - Thank you. 539 00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:58,545 I wasn't gonna say anything, but Jesus Christ. 540 00:25:58,545 --> 00:26:01,181 I know, I think his meals are some kind of eating disorder. 541 00:26:01,181 --> 00:26:02,282 Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up. 542 00:26:02,282 --> 00:26:03,784 - That's good. 543 00:26:03,784 --> 00:26:06,620 - Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. 544 00:26:08,922 --> 00:26:10,424 Yeah. 545 00:26:10,424 --> 00:26:13,694 He did not want to go to sleep, but he did. 546 00:26:13,694 --> 00:26:18,132 You guys, you finished eating while I was out of the room. 547 00:26:18,132 --> 00:26:21,435 - Yeah. - You are just like Elliot. 548 00:26:21,435 --> 00:26:24,104 You guys, thank you so much for having us, 549 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:25,272 because it was just such a great night. 550 00:26:25,272 --> 00:26:26,741 Love your family. 551 00:26:26,741 --> 00:26:29,476 Aspen is just the sweetest little baby boy. 552 00:26:29,476 --> 00:26:31,545 He's fantastic. - Isn't he so proper? 553 00:26:31,545 --> 00:26:33,781 - Yeah. - We're all such adults now. 554 00:26:33,781 --> 00:26:36,851 I mean, it seems like just yesterday we were kids, 555 00:26:36,851 --> 00:26:38,953 you know, young and making mistakes. 556 00:26:38,953 --> 00:26:43,023 Speaking of mistakes, has anyone visited Dory? 557 00:26:43,023 --> 00:26:44,692 I have... 558 00:26:44,692 --> 00:26:49,263 not because it's just--it's far. 559 00:26:49,263 --> 00:26:52,632 And I'm actually actively trying not to think about her. 560 00:26:52,632 --> 00:26:58,505 Well, I will say that you all seem much calmer. 561 00:26:58,505 --> 00:27:01,108 You know, everything isn't so life or death. 562 00:27:01,108 --> 00:27:02,642 Mark, you're right. 563 00:27:02,642 --> 00:27:04,544 I think we've all finally turned a new leaf, 564 00:27:04,544 --> 00:27:06,113 and now we can just focus 565 00:27:06,113 --> 00:27:09,483 on what we actually want, to wall off in comfort. 566 00:27:09,483 --> 00:27:11,752 You know, I'm a wealthy stay-at-home dad, 567 00:27:11,752 --> 00:27:14,655 and I'm sorry, but there is nothing wrong with that. 568 00:27:14,655 --> 00:27:17,324 We're adults and adults don't care about making a difference. 569 00:27:17,324 --> 00:27:20,560 Amen, you guys, here's to not feeling 570 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,096 like we have to change the damn world. 571 00:27:22,096 --> 00:27:23,463 Yes! 572 00:27:23,463 --> 00:27:25,966 all: To not changing the damn world. 573 00:27:40,815 --> 00:27:43,417 They're dead! They're all dead! 574 00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:44,518 - Oh, my God. - Run! 575 00:27:44,518 --> 00:27:46,153 Oh, my God!